Flash Dance

To get the ball rolling, I shall begin with a memory from many moons ago (it was day time actually, so I guess "suns" would be more correct...correcter...eh). Anyway, I believe I was a senior in high school at the time. A bunch of my friends were over swimming in our pool (it was the only way I could get friends. Just kidding...but really). As I was about to jump off the diving board, my brother's little friend (let's call him Bill) jumped on my back. If that wasn't awkward enough, my little brother decided that it was a perfect opportunity to pants me (or rather "bathing suit bottom" me), with about 6 of my guy friends standing right behind me. It was a "bum"mer. Hah, Get it?