I'll do better next time, I promise! I'm tired, and I'm going to bed.
I have realized recently that my life is composed of one awkward instance after another. In an effort to embrace these moments, I have decided to write about them. Thus, the blog...
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
B&N Boy
Awkward moment today. It doesn't sound very awkward but it was. Krystle and I spent a little "study" time in Barnes & Noble this afternoon. More like, she studied and I read magazines, but that is besides the point. During our so-called "study sessions" we tend to talk A LOT about random things going on in our lives. For a couple hours at least, this guy sat at the table right beside us (mind you that there were many other vacant tables), reading his sports magazines, and stared at me...the whole time. I think he forgot that most people have something called "peripheral vision". Needless to say, it was awkward.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Flash Dance
To get the ball rolling, I shall begin with a memory from many moons ago (it was day time actually, so I guess "suns" would be more correct...correcter...eh). Anyway, I believe I was a senior in high school at the time. A bunch of my friends were over swimming in our pool (it was the only way I could get friends. Just kidding...but really). As I was about to jump off the diving board, my brother's little friend (let's call him Bill) jumped on my back. If that wasn't awkward enough, my little brother decided that it was a perfect opportunity to pants me (or rather "bathing suit bottom" me), with about 6 of my guy friends standing right behind me. It was a "bum"mer. Hah, Get it?
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